Amy arrived in Eugene in an old VW bus,

Wanted to work at the University of Oregon

But they told her she had too many degrees

And they weren't hiring in any of those areas --

But she needed a job bad!

For rent and food!

So she lied on an application

And got hired as a janitor

Cleaning urinals at the University

And that paid the bills.

She laughed about it

"All those years studying to earn my degrees

And the only job I can get at the university

Is cleaning urinals!

Ha ha ha ha ha!"

Down to earth sister

Pretty as the moon

Poetry in motion

What I loved about her most

Was her honesty

When she talked about

How horny she gets sometimes

And the lucky young men she's loved...

Bright eyes full of passion

Full lips, lovely body

She must drive them insane insane insane

The stories she tells...

I was just a friend...

I sometimes felt so old after we hugged and parted...

Thinking: "Gosh I remember when I was twenty-five --

I knew someone like her..."

A man aches when he starts getting old

After being with a young tornado like Amy

A young roller coaster like Amy...

Doing photography of a naked darling like Amy

At the crack of dawn...

Oh yeah...

The ferret is Jazzy

She has lived in the Bike Bus with us

For many years

We love her love her love her

Love her love her